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  Where's That Driver From???
  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:  OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

  8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

  10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

  11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above  windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

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